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Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time. »

This cannot be correct. It was some kind of joke, right? Like when Tumblr goes to Fox News to fix opinion polls?

“Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny,” explains the site of Aniston’s coup. “Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable… And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.”

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    Proof that women have better taste in women than men do.
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    I refuse to believe this is real. Penelope Cruz exists. Penelope Cruz is a real, live human. Therefore, this must be...
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