inothernews:

• George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”

• Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.” 

• George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”

• Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

• George Costanza: “We’re just trying to come up with the best possible lie. That’s what this is all about.”

• Jerry Seinfeld: “I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful.”

• Morty Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I’m looking at: the next condo president of Del Boca Vista, Phase Three.”