A personal appeal to the Obama team tumblrers

apsies:

Hi! Remember me? At the end of last year I led a successful campaign to get you guys to follow me. I don’t need to re-hash that tale. You know it already. Apparently you even love telling about it.

That campaign was not successful without the help of some lovely fellow tumblrers. Namely imwithkanye, who screencapped my post, the one that got your attention, that you eventually reblogged and caused you to follow me.

You have now reblogged imwithkanye multiple times, including today! The sad thing is: you don’t follow him.

I think this is a major oversight on your part.

He would never tell you this. You see some people (imwithkanye, I’m assuming) are above begging. I, on the other hand, am not.

Some might say this appeal is me taking this Obama thing just a little too far. You already follow me so how dare I go out of my way to get you to start following my friends? I get that. But here’s the thing: I did not get here today, on tumblr, being followed by the President’s social media team without a little help from my friends.

Which is why I think you’ll understand when I ask: Will you please follow imwithkanye?

Co-sign. 

I love this definition Chrome extension; if you don’t know the meaning of a word, you click on it and a box pops up with the definition and a Wikipedia link. 

In today’s Maureen Dowd column, she mentions that Rick Santorum’s name is etymologically derived from ‘sanctimonious,’ so I was curious as to what the extension would pull up. Sure enough, instead of talking about the man Santorum, it describes the phrase associated with Santorum. (notice it’s “santorum,” not “Santorum.” Lower case ‘s’ is key.)

Conversely, in the same paragraph, President Obama is mention, so I decided to see what definition flashes on my screen. Here, we get information on President Obama (with a capital “O”).

Do these things matter? I have no idea. 

“The Running Mate Switcheroo”

Pareene nails this one. 

Bill Keller, a bad opinion columnist, has written a bad opinion column. It is about how Barack Obama will replace Vice President Joe Biden on the 2012 ticket with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, a thing that will not actually happen.

The former New York Times editor has lately been celebrating his return to writing by fearlessly tackling hacky column ideas already exhausted by everyone who was writing bad opinion columns during Keller’s tenure as a person with an actually important job. Having offered his own takes on classics like “The Huffington Post isn’t as good as a real newspaper” and “Twitter is dumb,” Keller today tries the old “running mate switcharoo” scenario.